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Warning: This is a tale of monster sex. This story was written to unlock your darkest fantasies and innermost desires. It is not for the faint of heart and is not your mother’s erotica.

i am already judging the fuck out of you

Beliria’s pride has gotten her into trouble again.

Before she can complete her rites of womanhood and take her place in the tribe, she must provide a kill for her tribe. Beliria chooses to hunt the most dangerous herbivore on the plains, the Tri-Horn. No single hunter has ever successfully taken a Triceratops, but Beliria is determined to be the first. Naked, with no food, water, or provisions beyond her weapons, Beliria sets out. Tracking the Tri-Horn, she lays a cunning ambush, but it isn’t cunning enough.

Her attack caused the big bull Triceratops to lose his mate. Now he intends to replace her- with Beliria!

i’m just [stares off into the distance]

(also i’m pretty sure you guys have an idea of what you’re getting yourselves into by clicking the read more but just in case: cw: dub-con and, surprisingly enough, cw: mention of incest)

At eighteen, my body was ripe and lush. 

what the hell are you, a persimmon??? 

In deference to custom, apart from my weapons, I was naked.

yeah because that makes sense. who doesn’t like to hunt giant dinosaurs completely naked. i know i do. favourite pastime after pretending i’m piloting a jaeger while i’m using the elliptical at the gym.

"Bel, I am worried about you." [Coulard] growled, warming my heart. I grabbed his hand and placed it on my buttock. 

beliria please we don’t have time for this, you’re leaving in like two minutes

"When I come back," I told him, grabbing his hardening cock in my fist, "I am going to need something from you." 

i’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume she’s not talking about her tax return

My eyes went wide as I felt the male hardness of him and I knew that I couldn’t wait - I wanted him now. 

beliria, honestly, does this look like the time to you 

Then and there on the ground if it need be, I began to stroke his hard cock. 

fine okay suit yourself

I savagely pulled his foreskin back.

sAVAGELY

I came hard, slamming his face against my wet pussy with both hands. 

tonight, on WWE raw

Coulard plunged himself deep inside me, pushing forward until our bodies met, his balls crushed against my ass. He began rocking his hips, slamming deeply inside me with every stroke. 

this all sounds very aggressive to me and not in a good way 

Meeting Coulard for the first time and almost instantly realizing he would be mine someday, our first kiss, our first lovemaking session. 

… lovemaking session. 

and then they say romance is dead 

I recalled hugging my father, feeling the hardness of his erection pushing into my belly through our hide clothing and pulling away, looking at him in horror. And I remembered his answering grin. 

??????? what the fuck now 

i signed up for improbable scalie erotica, not for this

Had I somehow caused my father’s death by looking at him the way I did? Was I wrong about things? Did all fathers behave that way towards their daughters? 

can we not with this entire paragraph 

what does it even mean 

like

there’s a fucking triceratops charging you and you’re having daddy issues beliria this is not the time, get your head in the game 

The Tri-horn towered above me, rumbling. […] His beak ran gently down my thigh, making me shiver as I felt his hot breath working down towards my groin. His breath ruffled the hatch of my pubic hair as he nuzzled my naked flesh and tickled me with his breath. The realization hit me like a club to the head. As I had been the cause of this creature losing his mate, he had decided that I was going to be the replacement! 

ah yes 

logic

I realized I was going to pay for snapping his horn and it was probably going to hurt. 

yeah no shit sherlock

can i just 

how is this supposed to work

because

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I realized that the creature was using its tongue on me! I couldn’t believe this was happening - I had a ten-ton monster licking my ass!

And I was beginning to like it. 

beliria is starting to sound a lot like me when i first watched hellboy

it’s okay bel, we’ve all been there. sorta. pretty sure you get a crown for actually going there, like, physically. but. you know. semantics. 

I spread myself for him, becoming as wet from my arousal as from the spittle which coated me from asshole to clitoris. 

the mental image is enough to put me off sex for at least a week, and that’s saying something 

also can we take a moment to consider the fact that a fucking dinosaur is better at sex than most men

like at least he’s sentient and well versed enough to know what to do 

what am i even saying

stop this ride i want off

I was frightened again as I saw the size of his cock. It was as long and as thick as a heavily muscled arm. […] I had believed Coulard to have a big cock until I saw the vastness of this one.

wait wait hold your horses

are you trying to tell me that your human boyfriend’s dick is smaller than a triceratops’? 

wow, what a shocker

breaking: water is also wet 

I decided that I probably could get all this meat in me.

no

no sweetie anatomy says you fucking can’t

you could always cut it off and eat it though, that would kind of serve the same purpose

My cunt was stretched to a delicious dimension 

??????????

what are you even saying

what am i even reading 

The slow climb up toward my next mind-blowing orgasm was slow, my cunt burning. 

if only you could see my face right now

Finally, with a hoarse roar of pleasure, my orgasm shattered through me and I exploded around his fat cock. 

… literally? 

He shot his thick, creamy semen deeply inside me, grunting and growling. His ejaculate flooded around the thickness of his member and covered his huge balls and belly.

i’m pretty sure gravity doesn’t work that way 

but who am i to question the scientific validity of this masterpiece 

I […] ran like the wind, fleeing from the cave and the creature. It may have been the best sex I’d ever had, but I didn’t want to do it again. 

can i

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i still don’t understand how that worked tbh

i have so many questions

how is she still alive. how is she actively RUNNING. how is she still breathing. how is she. is she okay. and what happened to those daddy issues???

like, bella swan’s demonic child managed to completely wreck her, right. meanwhile, beliria fucks a triceratops and then waltzes away singing no scrubs like she’s in a fucking kotex commercial. 

what

anyway now that i’ve managed to ruin my childhood forever i can go make some tea

watch sleepy hollow

cleanse my soul 

anything that doesn’t involve my the land before time vhs staring at me like it knows what i just read

i’m just gonna leave you with this